With the Final Four taking place this upcoming weekend, Inkspot staffers decided to complete a bracket of their own based on which teams’ mascot would win in a head-to-head brawl.
These picks have nothing to do with players, coaches or the team itself – they are strictly based on the threat potential of each team’s mascot.
For matchups where teams had the same mascot, preference was given to the higher seeded team.
Here is a breakdown of the Elite Eight, Final Four, and championship matchups.
Elite Eight
Duke (Blue Devil) v. Belmont (Bear)
Winner: Belmont
A blue devil is a person and a person (even the devil) would be no match for a bear.
Baylor (Bear) v. Nevada (Wolfpack)
Winner: Nevada
There would be just too many wolves for one bear to handle.
Kansas State (Wildcat) v. Cincinnati (Bearcat)
Winner: Cincinnati
Cincinnati wins because Bearcats are very aggressive and they’re bigger than a wildcat.
Auburn (Tiger) v. Houston (Cougar)
Winner: Auburn
Auburn wins because tigers are bigger, have stronger jaws, longer claws and teeth than a cougar.
Final Four
Belmont (Bear) v. Nevada (Wolfpack)
Winner: Nevada
Too many wolves for one bear to handle.
Cincinnati (Bearcat) v. Auburn (Tiger)
Winner: Auburn
Once again tigers are too big and strong for a bearcat to defeat.
Championship
Nevada (Wolfpack) v. Auburn (Tiger)
Winner: Nevada
Nevada won because a wolfpack can consist of up to 15 wolves which would easily overpower a single tiger.